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* ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS

Welcome to VikramChauhan.com.

When you access VikramChauhan.com ("the Site"), you enter into the User Agreement on the Terms and Conditions (TaC) set out below. This Agreement is for an indefinite term. Subject to the terms contained herein, VikramChauhan.com can terminate this Agreement for any reason provided that such termination shall be conditional upon, including but not limited to, discharge of all contractual and statutory obligations.

* Changes
We reserve the right to add to or change/modify the terms of this Agreement. It is your responsibility as a user to refer to the terms and conditions on accessing this service. Changes could be made by us after the first posting to the Site and you will be deemed to have accepted any change if you continue to access the Site after that time.

This Site reserves the right to modify, suspend/cancel, or discontinue any or all sections, or service at any time without notice, make modifications and alterations in any or all of the content, products and services contained on the site without prior notice.

You can review the most current version of the TaC any time at: http://www.vikramchauhan.com/tac.asp.

* DESCRIPTION OF SERVICE
VikramChauhan.com is a publishing site of short humour stories written by Vikram Chauhan. Unless explicitly stated otherwise, any new features that augment or enhance the current Service shall be subject to this TaC.
In order to use the Service, you must obtain access to the World Wide Web, either directly or through devices that access web-based content, and pay any service fees associated with such access. In addition, you must provide all equipment necessary to make such connection to the World Wide Web, including a computer and modem or other access device.

* PRIVACY POLICY
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* INDEMNITY
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* Charges
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* Copyright and Trademarks
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* Limited Permission to Copy
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* MODIFICATIONS TO SERVICE
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* Individual Registration, Access and Exchange of Information
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Each registration is for a single individual user only. To access these services, you will be asked to enter your individual User Name and Password. Therefore, we do not permit any of the following:-
1. Any other person sharing your User Name and Password
2. Any part of the Site being cached in proxy servers and accessed by individuals who have not registered with VikramChauhan.com as users of the Site
3. Access through a single User Name and Password being made available to multiple users on a network. If we reasonably believe that a User Name and Password are being used in any of these ways, we reserve the right to cancel access rights immediately without notice, and block access to all users from that IP address.

All information, data, text, software, music, sound, photographs, graphics, video, messages or other materials, whether publicly or privately transmitted/posted, is the sole responsibility of the person from where such content originated.

You shall be solely responsible for all content that you upload, post or otherwise transmit. VikramChauhan.com does not control the content posted and, as such, does not guarantee the accuracy, integrity or quality of such content.

You understand that by using such services, you may be exposed to objectionable matter. Under no circumstances will VikramChauhan.com be liable in any way for any content, including, but not limited to, for any errors or omissions in any content, or for any loss or damage of any kind incurred as a result of the use of any content posted, uploaded on this site.

By using the facility to upload you agree not to upload, post, or otherwise transmit any matter or views that is/are, defamatory, abusive, obscene, invasive of another's privacy, hateful, or racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable.

You may also not indulge in cyber stalking become or create a nuisance for any person.

You may not send, submit, post, or otherwise transmit, messages or material that contain software virus, or any other files that are designed to interrupt, destroy, and negatively affect in any manner whatsoever, any electronic equipment in connection with the use of this site, or other user's ability to engage in real time exchanges.

VikramChauhan.com shall at its sole discretion terminate your account without any prior notice for any violation of the Terms of Use.

* CONTENT SUBMITTED
All content posted by you becomes the property of VikramChauhan.com and you agree to grant/assign the royalty free, perpetual right to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, perform and display such content (in whole or part) worldwide and/or to incorporate it in other works in any form, media, or technology now known or later developed. You also agree that your identity, including name and location, will be used wherever VikramChauhan.com wishes to do the same.

You acknowledge that VikramChauhan.com does not pre-screen Content, but that VikramChauhan.com and its designees shall have the right (but not the obligation) in their sole discretion to refuse or remove any Content that is available via the Service. Without limiting the foregoing, VikramChauhan.com and its designees shall have the right to remove any Content that violates the TaC or is otherwise objectionable. You agree that you must evaluate, and bear all risks associated with, the use of any Content, including any reliance on the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of such Content.

* Disclaimer of Warranties and Liability
All the contents of this Site are only for general information or use. They do not constitute advice and should not be relied upon in making (or refraining from making) any decision. Any specific advice or replies to queries in any part of the Site is/are the personal opinion of such experts/consultants/persons and are not subscribed to by this Site.

VikramChauhan.com and its owner, affiliates and associates shall not be liable, at any time for damages (including, without limitation, damages for loss of business projects, or loss of profits) arising in contract, tort or otherwise from the use of or inability to use the Site, or any of its contents, or from any action taken (or refrained from being taken) as a result of using the Site or any such contents or for any failure of performance, error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, computer virus, communications line failure, theft or destruction or unauthorised access to, alteration of, or use of information contained on the site. No representations, warranties or guarantees whatsoever are made as to the accuracy, adequacy, reliability, completeness, suitability or applicability of the information to a particular situation.

Certain links on the Site lead to resources located on servers maintained by third parties over whom VikramChauhan.com has no control or connection, business or otherwise. These sites are external to VikramChauhan.com and by visiting these, you are outside the VikramChauhan.com website and its channels. VikramChauhan.com neither endorses in any way nor offers any judgment or warranty and accepts no responsibility or liability for the authenticity, availability of any of the goods or services or for any damage, loss or harm , direct or consequential or any violation of local or international laws that may be incurred by your visiting and transacting on these sites.

* Material Submitted by Users
Certain elements of The Site will contain material submitted by users. VikramChauhan.com accepts no responsibility for the content, accuracy, conformity to applicable laws of such material.

* TERMINATION
You agree that VikramChauhan.com, in its sole discretion, may terminate its serviceand remove and discard any Content within the Service, for any reason, including, without limitation, for lack of use or if VikramChauhan.com believes that you have violated or acted inconsistently with the letter or spirit of the TaC. VikramChauhan.com may also in its sole discretion and at any time discontinue providing the Service, or any part thereof, with or without notice. You agree that any termination of your access to the Service under any provision of this TaC may be effected without prior notice, and acknowledge and agree that VikramChauhan.com may immediately deactivate or delete your content and all related information and files and/or bar any further access to such files or the Service. Further, you agree that VikramChauhan.com shall not be liable to you or any third-party for any termination of your access to the Service.

* Advertising and promotions
The Site will contain advertising and other material submitted to VikramChauhan.com by third parties. Advertisers are responsible for ensuring that material submitted for inclusion on the Site complies with applicable International and National law.
VikramChauhan.com will not be responsible for any advertiser's claim, error, omission or inaccuracy in advertising material, and reserves the right to omit, suspend or change the position of any advertising material submitted for insertion. Acceptance of advertisements on the Site will be subject to VikramChauhan.com terms and conditions, which are available on request.
You also agree that you will not attempt to block or otherwise interfere with advertisements displayed via JavaScript or any other means. Doing so is grounds for immediate termination of service.
The manner, mode and extent of advertising by VikramChauhan.com is subject to change. Your correspondence or business dealings with, or participation in promotions of, advertisers found on or through the Service, including payment and delivery of related goods or services, and any other terms, conditions, warranties or representations associated with such dealings, are solely between you and such advertiser.
You agree that VikramChauhan.com shall not be responsible or liable for any loss or damage of any sort incurred as the result of any such dealings or as the result of the presence of such advertisers on the Service.

* MEMBER CONDUCT
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(i) "stalk" or otherwise harass another;
(j) collect or store personal data about other users;
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* Data Protection
VikramChauhan.com may send information and offers of products and services to you from time to time.

* Force Majeure
VikramChauhan.com shall have no liability to you for any interruption or delay in access to the Site irrespective of the cause.

* Indian Law The Agreement shall be governed by the Laws of India. The Courts of law at Mumbai shall have exclusive jurisdiction over any disputes arising under this agreement.

* PROPRIETARY RIGHTS
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* DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES

YOU EXPRESSLY UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT:
(a) YOUR USE OF THE SERVICE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS. VikramChauhan.com EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NON-INFRINGEMENT.
(b) VikramChauhan.com MAKES NO WARRANTY THAT (i) THE SERVICE WILL MEET YOUR REQUIREMENTS, (ii) THE SERVICE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, TIMELY, SECURE, OR ERROR-FREE, (iii) THE RESULTS THAT MAY BE OBTAINED FROM THE USE OF THE SERVICE WILL BE ACCURATE OR RELIABLE, (iv) THE QUALITY OF ANY PRODUCTS, SERVICES, INFORMATION, OR OTHER MATERIAL PURCHASED OR OBTAINED BY YOU THROUGH THE SERVICE WILL MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS, AND (V) ANY ERRORS IN THE SOFTWARE WILL BE CORRECTED.
(c) ANY MATERIAL DOWNLOADED OR OTHERWISE OBTAINED THROUGH THE USE OF THE SERVICE IS DONE AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION AND RISK AND THAT YOU WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEM OR LOSS OF DATA THAT RESULTS FROM THE DOWNLOAD OF ANY SUCH MATERIAL.
(d) NO ADVICE OR INFORMATION, WHETHER ORAL OR WRITTEN, OBTAINED BY YOU FROM VikramChauhan.com OR THROUGH OR FROM THE SERVICE SHALL CREATE ANY WARRANTY NOT EXPRESSLY STATED IN THE TaC.

* LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
YOU EXPRESSLY UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT VikramChauhan.com SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR EXEMPLARY DAMAGES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, GOODWILL, USE, DATA OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES (EVEN IF VikramChauhan.com HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES), RESULTING FROM: (i) THE USE OR THE INABILITY TO USE THE SERVICE; (ii) THE COST OF PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS AND SERVICES RESULTING FROM ANY GOODS, DATA, INFORMATION OR SERVICES PURCHASED OR OBTAINED OR MESSAGES RECEIVED OR TRANSACTIONS ENTERED INTO THROUGH OR FROM THE SERVICE; (iii) UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO OR ALTERATION OF YOUR TRANSMISSIONS OR DATA; (iv) STATEMENTS OR CONDUCT OF ANY THIRD PARTY ON THE SERVICE; OR (v) ANY OTHER MATTER RELATING TO THE SERVICE.

* Entire Agreement
These Terms and Conditions constitute the entire agreement between the parties with respect to the subject matter hereof and supersedes and replaces all prior or contemporaneous understandings or agreements, written or oral, regarding such subject matter.

* VIOLATIONS
Please report any violations of the TaC to Vikram@vikramchauhan.com


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