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The Most Difficult Thing (October 17, 2007)
I have to let you go, she said
Don't, he begged and cried
'Tis all but an unfortunate misunderstanding
Prove your love and innocence, she asked
How can I, for that is most difficult...
Guidelines for Discussions (September 5, 2007)
Some guidelines that I like to follow while I am discussing a topic, philosophical or otherwise. I may not follow all of them - I am still learning - but I believe in them anyway.
Guidelines...
When he loses a father, a boy becomes a man (April 23, 2007)
Tears seem a weakness
A world away from hope
Someone leaves a note
And the light tumbles off
Falling down freely
The ground rushes up
Awed by the wind...
The Return of the Pony Tail (January 9, 2007)
I have long hair and when I was in school I used to get in to a lot of trouble because of it. But every time the principal used to ask me "Son, go and cut your long hair" I would reply, "Hey, if Jesus...
Have safe sex. Kill a chemist. (January 9, 2007)
No matter how liberated a woman is in India, she will never go to buy condoms.
Ask a woman to meow in bed, “Why not?”, she will say. Ask her to buy condoms and she will freak out.
What is the world coming to? (January 5, 2007)
Killers like Abu Salem who should be in jail are contesting to becoming politicians.
Politicians like Shibu Soren who should be doing whatever FUCK they are supposed to are going to jail.
Why I DON’T get laid/ Why I DO get laid (January 5, 2007)
A woman who I was talking to for the first time asked me lately, "So which caste and religion do you belong to?"
"None. I don't believe in that."
"That's okie, still, what's your...
The Truth About Blogs (January 4, 2007)
A journalist friend was lamenting recently, "Blogs are the bane of a professional writer's existence."
I beg to differ.
I think blogs rock. Especially when they reflect the person's...
Looney News (January 4, 2007)
We all saw Saddam being hanged on TV. Did you notice they put a piece of black cloth around his neck and the noose over it? I mean, why would anybody want to do that? Lemmme guess, to lessen the pain?...
The Story of My Experiments With Truth (January 3, 2007)
I have finally gotten around to read M. K. Gandhi's Autobiography - The Story of My Experiments With Truth.
One particular paragraph in the author's introduction jumped at me. If...
It felt like death. (January 3, 2007)
He/She/It is back.
Anger, Hurt, Melancholia, That Constant Throbbing In My Head - All feelings converge in to one - Absolute Love.
May this is how it feels when one dies.
YAY to Erections (December 29, 2006)
Come New Year and everybody wants to know what everybody is doing for the New Year.
There’s so much pressure to perform, I don't even get erections during New Year.
I am sure...
Atheist Or Believer? (December 29, 2006)
One of my colleagues asked me the other day if I was an atheist or a believer. He wanted to know if I have read a book by some famous atheist.
How does it matter if I am a believer or a...
The Meaning of Things Big and Small (December 11, 2006)
Inherently, nothing means anything save the meaning you give it.
Think about it - From your birth to death, the meaning you give to things are defined by your society, culture, education,...
The Moon is My Mistress (December 4, 2006)
The full moon woke me up last night.
I was sleeping with my curtains drawn while she silently crawled through my window. Her glow fell on my face and I woke up.
The glow was...
Majboori Ka Naam Mahatma Gandhi (November 30, 2006)
Tongue of Slip: Jack and Jill venting up the hill...
Chill, Dalit Homie (November 30, 2006)
My relatives called me, worried. They said the Dalits are burning buses and pelting cars with stones because of desecration of an Ambedkar statue. They were concerned how will I reach home.
The Predictability of Human Stupidity (November 30, 2006)
Carolien was telling how happy she is that after wathching the movie Lage Raho Munnabhai, people are taking "Gandhigiri", the principles of Gandhi, very seriously.
Which PISSED ME...
Why Don't You Get Married? (November 29, 2006)
Next time some smart ass asks me: "Why don't you get married?" I am going to say: Coz I get regular sex and am secure as a person. Unlike you.
I am the magician who manifests anything I desire (November 27, 2006)
From my previous post "Questions'' you would know that I am beginning to believe that all answers already exists. And all I have to do is ask the right questions.
A question inherently stems...
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